I heard a wedding joke on the Internet...
A woman is getting married and she's determined that it will all go perfectly. However, her parents' nasty divorce is threatening to ruin everything.
She and her mother find a beautiful dress for her mother to wear to the wedding, but then her father's girlfriend goes out and buys the exact same dress!
Her father's girlfriend refuses to return the dress, insisting that it looks beautiful on her and she deserves to look beautiful at the wedding. "Don't worry, dear," her mother says, "I'll find a new dress. It's fine."
So, her mother finds a new dress. Later, the woman discovers her mother still has the old dress. "Mom, don't you think you should take this back?" she asks. "It's not like you're going to have another chance to wear it."
"Of course I will," her mother replies. "I'm going to wear it to the rehearsal dinner."
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